Well, it’s not the funniest thing in the world, but it is accurate. They only left out the part where the one starts her own fashion line with some generic name like 'Pink Princess' or some such shite, and the one who cannot stop telling the world about the joys of motherhood (when the whole world, in fact, knows).
Once again, we stole this from the second best site in the world, b3ta.
i am a cunt