Jessica Biel to star in The A-Team

Photo The Ultimate A-Team Site

So The A-Team movie is actually being made. And according to the Hollywood Insider, this outing may actually be "slick" instead of "silly", meaning that people may actually die from bullet wounds this time (aka the G.I. Joe treatment). Which kind of dips all our fond memories of the show in a sack of dung.

But here's some better news: Jessica Biel is in the movie! She'll star as Faceman's ex-lover (one of many, if they stay true to the original). Also just confirmed to play H.M. "Howlin' Mad" Murdoch is District 9 star Sharlto Copley. The pair will join Liam Neeson (as Col. John "Hannibal" Smith), the dry-humping manimal Quinton "Rampage" Jackson (as Sgt. B. A. "Bad Attitude" Baracus), Bradley "meh" Cooper (as Lt. Templeton "Face" Peck) and Patrick Wilson from Watchmen as a CIA operative.

The film is set for a June 2010 release; even if it sucks, it's good that it's coming out now, before Jessica Biel turns fully from sex symbol hawt to female bodybuilder ugh.

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